DEAR FELLOW GOLFERS........

Dear Fellow Golfers,

Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out.

I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I'm hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more.

The cost is $9.95. Don't wait until they're all gone!!!

I've included the Table of Contents below so that you can see what a wealth of information this book contains. Early reports are comparing it to Harvey Penick's "Little Red Book".

Chapter 1 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the Tee.

Chapter 2 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker.

Chapter 3 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank.

Chapter 4 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.  

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.

Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m. .

Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.

Chapter 10 - When Does a Divot Become Classified as Sod.

Chapter 11 - How to Find that Ball that Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water.

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care that You Birdied the 5th.  

  

Chapter 13 - Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.

Chapter 14 - When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome.

Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five Off the Tee.

Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.

Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to Bogey Three Putt.

Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 19 - Throwing Your Clubs - An Effective Stress Reduction Technique.

Chapter 20 - Why Male Golfers  Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3.00 Tip, But Will Balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender. 

YOU CAN RUSH YOUR ORDER TO ME ANYTIME BEFORE DECEMBER 25.....ANY COPIES LEFT OVER AFTER THAT DATE WILL BE GIVEN AWAY AT THE ANNUAL GOLFING ON ICE TOURNAMENT IN NOME, ALASKA WHERE I WILL BE THE GUEST HOST.......PS I DO HAVE PLANE TICKETS ALSO AVAILABLE FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $9.99....DON'T KNOW IF THE PLANE HAS ENGINES OR IS A JET BUT THEY GUARANTEE IT WILL GET US THERE....... NO GUARANTEE ON THE RETURN TRIP......